‘Prometheus’

Face-humping, oral sex jokes begin in t-minus 7 days.

(Review in t-minus 5 days.)

Suddenly discovered I’m seeing The Avengers tonight. A-mazing.

(Sorry, I’m a jerk, I had to mention it!)

iheartsamwitwer:

Toronto Comic Con 2012

Not like it got a lot of attention, but does anyone want to explain to me why people take other people’s photos, crop them, and repost them without credit?

Vivid’s ‘Hottest Couples’ Celebrity Sex Tape Wish List

Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch has released his top 10 wish list of celebrities he wishes would make/misplace a sex tape in the year ahead:

  1. Prince William/Kate Middleton
  2. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
  3. George Clooney/Stacy Kiebler
  4. Gisele Bundchen/Tom Brady
  5. Katy Perry/Russell Brand
  6. Fergie/Josh Duhamel
  7. Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
  8. Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom
  9. Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendez
  10. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia DeRossi

While I can live without most of these, I’d watch almost anything with Katy Perry in it.

thedailywhat:

Celebrities Are Not Like Us of the Day: Apparently having to sit among the plebes in a flying bus for less than an hour was too much for the Fresh Prince to bear: The Daily Mirror reports that Will Smith caused a bit of a stir among employees of Aer Lingus, when he snubbed the Irish national carrier in favor of a £10,000 private jet upon discovering that a 50-minute flight from Dublin to Manchester did not offer first- or even business-class accommodations.
This despite the fact that the airline apparently poured the VIP treatment on pretty thick for the Karate Kid remake producer, making special arrangement to ensure a pleasant travel experience. “We know he is used to traveling in style but we were really put out,” an airline worker is quoted as saying. “It surprised everyone,” added another, “because it’s a short flight and economy is still very comfortable.”
[mirror.]

Shocking. I like Smith as an actor (sometimes), but his family clearly cares more about their celebrity status than being like everyone else. Take a look at the career they’re making for their kids as proof of that. Let’s face it—95% of the people making big money in movies are exactly the same.

thedailywhat:

Celebrities Are Not Like Us of the Day: Apparently having to sit among the plebes in a flying bus for less than an hour was too much for the Fresh Prince to bear: The Daily Mirror reports that Will Smith caused a bit of a stir among employees of Aer Lingus, when he snubbed the Irish national carrier in favor of a £10,000 private jet upon discovering that a 50-minute flight from Dublin to Manchester did not offer first- or even business-class accommodations.

This despite the fact that the airline apparently poured the VIP treatment on pretty thick for the Karate Kid remake producer, making special arrangement to ensure a pleasant travel experience. “We know he is used to traveling in style but we were really put out,” an airline worker is quoted as saying. “It surprised everyone,” added another, “because it’s a short flight and economy is still very comfortable.”

[mirror.]

Shocking. I like Smith as an actor (sometimes), but his family clearly cares more about their celebrity status than being like everyone else. Take a look at the career they’re making for their kids as proof of that. Let’s face it—95% of the people making big money in movies are exactly the same.